When Gerard Depardieu peed on the floor.

This is was the Travel section of the Telegraph has to say about "Weird reasons for delaying an aircraft." And I quote:

"A flight from Paris to Dublin was delayed for two hours after Gerard Depardieu urinated on the floor. The plane had been waiting to take-off when the portly French actor demanded to use the loo. After cabin crew refused, he decided to go on the carpet. The jet was forced to return to the gate so staff could clean up. "You could tell he'd been drinking," one passenger claimed."

Thank´s the Telegraph for letting us in behind the curtains, guess this, nowadays Russian chap, had to pay for the clean up. And congratulations Mr Putin, you have gotten yourself a friend with good manners.